Flesh hypocrisy: The world’s first self-proclaimed vegan strip club has opened in Portland, Oregon. Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club is owned by Johnny, who says the strippers cannot wear any leather, fur, silk or wool and no animal products are on the menu. One dancer said: “I’ve been a vegan for 3 1/2 years and I can’t stand the thought of working in a place that serves murder victims on a bun.” The club’s website (www.casadiablo.com) explains its philosophy: “Creatures, human and non-human, should be allowed to do whatever they want as long as they don’t step on someone else’s hooves. In this Universe that is virtually impossible but we mean to change all that … eventually. In the meantime, during our battle with God while we are trying to save all creatures from pain and suffering, why not come down and have a look-see. Casa Diablo Gentlemen’s Club brings you the finest exotic dancers from around the world giving you a healthy dose of cruelty-free pleasure … “

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